nut hugger
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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