how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
i need some magic done to my vagina
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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