Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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