it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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