just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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