you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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