And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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