Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
