Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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