Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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