The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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