went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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