The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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