I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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