My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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