sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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