dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
it was like eating out sand paper
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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