But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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