Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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