Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
