How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I have demons in me.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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