I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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