Need sex. Gaining weight.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
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