I'm jealous of your bromance
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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