i jhust puked up my retainher.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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