When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
