Dual....:-)
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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