He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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