i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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