Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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