Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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