She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
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Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I see more hoeing in ur future
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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