I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
