All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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