I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
You can't just leave with hair like that
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize