what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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