protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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