What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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