i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
