"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
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