my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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