I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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