Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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