People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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