Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
did you just send me my own nude
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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