did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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