I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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