I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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