that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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