i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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