I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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